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'Cause we got just the right stuff for it!

Rocket Bazaar:
In the business of mass destrucion since 2024 ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ

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What our deep-walleted customers have to say ๐Ÿค‘

When I was shunned by the entire military-industrial complex because of my *cough cough* "outrageous actions", Rocket Bazzar stood firmly by my side. They saved my ass from being coup-de-etaed.

—Bashar Al Asaad

If you wanna keep the sanctions at bay, Rocket Bazaar's the way!!

—Fidel Castro

The good folks at Rocket Bazaar aren't just aiding and abetting in the destruction of the world, they're also helping me in my quest to rule my people with an iron fist. Much love to the them!

—Kim Jong Un

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